Interesting stuff from the internet:

Rafi Was Here Studios is an Artist channel on Youtube, full of useful stuff but in particular this video links to a random art review generator which is good for a laugh:

Motivational speaker

“ Art didn’t count at school because it didn’t get you into law or banking or medicine. It was just a fluffy thing stuck to the side of Design and Technology, a free A level for kids who could do it, like a second language, but she loved charcoal and really good gouache, she loved rolling sticky black ink on to a lino plate and heaving on the big black arm of the Cope press, the quiet and those big white walls. .”
― Mark Haddon